A group of girls can be annoying. A group of fraternity girls can be obnoxious. It's like a domino effect, when one talks the rest talk to and it's an on going cycle. Avoid at all cost!

Nothing says Greek society quite like a toga and the smell of beer.

And this, folks, is why stereotypes exist.

You know you live in a safe area when you accidentally leave your front door unlocked and come out to your car window rolled down completely and find everything in its same spot. Be careful because amnesia may hit you earlier than expected.

Life and death go hand in hand.  You may love one and fear the other, but remember to respect both; we're all connected to each other somehow.  Balance is good.

Example:
You are driving in a parking garage going the speed limit for once in your life.  As you go up the levels, a horrendous delightful driver begins to turn left without even slowing down or looking for other cars as you drive straight.  Fortunately, no crash occurs and you mutter under your breath about people's driving skills these days.

When you actually arrive where you're supposed to volunteer, you do your duties within your shift, going about just like every other day.  When your shift is nearly over, some strangers (who have been in the same place you have been volunteering) suddenly come up and thank you, giving you $5!  Yes, life is an odd, odd thing.

Bonus lesson:  Just because someone is silent does not mean they have nothing to say.

Old age can hit you at any time. For example, you heard: "My grandma is such a horse!" You think about the context and wonder why it was in such a positive tone. The reason? Your hearing is failing and what was really said was: "My grandma is such a FORCE!"

Life has strange "all or nothing" deals.  If you do nothing, you receive nothing.  If you initiate a conversation with a friend you haven't seen for eons, you will suddenly see them along with another friend you haven't seen in awhile.

Autopilot during driving is not always ideal, especially when you're backing out and there are two people right behind your car. Think of it as you were trying to test their reflex and heart health.

Eat healthy, be healthy, live healthy.  No one wants to be sick.  Hardly anyone wants to be around a sick person.

Need to study productively? Lock yourself up in the library, you'll find yourself in there for hours studying a boring biology book. Nonetheless, you will come out an expert on fungi!

One of the greatest skills in life is to be observant.  Hear everything, see everything, but don't react to everything.  You'll catch a lot of information while appearing ignorant, often safe in any crossfire.