Making a portfolio for the first time is a somewhat terrifying ordeal.

Strange noises at night will show you how unprepared you are for the zombie apocalypse.  Or any apocalypse for that matter.

Even if you're not feeling creative but you've been putting something off for eons, do it.  Push out a terrible first draft.  The beginning may be a godawful chore, but be patient and keep going; the creative juices will start flowing once more.

Just because you have an idea doesn't mean it's a good one.  Common sense, not cents, people!

Example:
"Lady Pens"

Night lights are much tougher than they appear.  Do not step on them.

The surest way to show a maniacal side of you is to leave a long, random voice mail at about midnight.

One of the worst kinds of people in the world are those who can't wait for school to end, then get bored within the first week of summer.

If you were ever considered a nerd or geek for liking something of a younger age group, do not fret!  Just give yourself a few years and you'll suddenly be a part of the popular crowd!

It is not always drama and extravagance that is remembered, but a moment of pure, delightful quirkiness.

Attempting to incapacitate someone doesn't work too well if you lose your balance...

One of the greatest things to receive is a physically written thank you note from someone you've always looked up to, (:

One of most entertaining things to do online is to liveblog something while you watch it.  A series, a movie, a book, whatever the media, liveblog and be entertained!

Subtleness is an art form.  Turning around and observing a bus sign just as a person you know starts walking towards you is NOT subtlety, especially if you two are the only living beings in a good 100-foot radius.

Trying to steal/control someone else's property is a big no-no, physically or abstractly.

A car wash is impossible without water. So when someone tells you there is no water and you insist on a car wash...you will receive a lot of blank stares.

A person's testimony may bear no opposition to a person of title.  Do not become "a name without a reality [that was] formerly a reality without a name."

A passion, once lost, is extraordinarily hard to regain.

The harder you try to avoid something, the more likely it will take you by surprise.

Silence is deafening when alone.

Waking up in the middle of the day can make you a very a lazy person. You will want to just stay in bed for the rest of the day and do absolutely nothing.