Life is full of surprises. You may think you are safe to touch things in a grocery store, until you see someone rather rotund pick a wedgie in front of you in broad daylight. Be wary and cautious to touch things that may have been touched by such individuals.

You know tights are too tight when the color of your skin blatantly appears in unsightly spots.  Please be courteous to others and yourself by wearing something that complements your figure and not contrasts against it.