Showing posts with label crawly creatures. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crawly creatures. Show all posts
Shirley Hour
Sometimes, laziness just doesn't really pay.  Just a few extra steps will save you the consequences of later.

For example, when spotting a mosquito on the ceiling while you're sitting on a bunk bed does not mean you should grab the nearest pillow to whack the mosquito.
ajenn17
Do not let dragonflies out of your sight! They come out of nowhere and can disappear as fast as they appear. One minute they're stuck in between your blinds, the next they're chillin' out on your bed! Two seconds later, you're scrambling to find where it was to prevent from sleeping with a dragonfly or having it fly in your drooling mouth.
ajenn17
Fly buzzing all around you and won't stop?? Don't have a fly swatter handy?? Don't fret, newspaper is the next best thing!! Also doubles up as paper towels...you know, for the guts and stuff.
ajenn17
If you want to scare someone and cause them to be restless all night, let loose a quarter sized spider in their room. It will for sure keep them alert and disgusted as they hope and pray that the eight legged creature does not fall into their mouth as they sleep.