Always remember to check if your plane ticket has assigned seating or not.  Otherwise, you may be the last on the plane and end up sitting between two "curvier" women.

Don't sit by a drunk old Christian man on the plane. He will proceed to offer you drinks as well as offer you a way to heaven through the entire plane trip, even after you have stated that heaven is an unlikely destination for you, but rather home is the destination of this plane ride.

If you have an early morning flight and want to sleep in a little more, simply check in online and print your boarding pass and wear your pajamas on board!

Airline companies are cheap. You might be on the flight for a good 4 hours, but you will not get a meal. Instead you should pack tons of snacks and/or meal to suppress any hunger that may occur.

Airline companies' motto: Hungry customers are better than no customers.