Listening to old people can actually be entertaining. The "lessons" they teach are very amusing!

Lesson 1: "Get married to someone that loves you...you don't necessarily love them, but if they love you, it will be a good marriage."

Lesson 2: "Don't get married to someone you love, it will only be painful."

Lesson 3: "Get married to someone that your parents love, it will provide peace within the family."

All three lessons from one man. Main lesson from these three lessons: Don't ever get married!