Shirley Hour
Life enjoys making you think one thing before abruptly doing a 180.

Example:  You are walking out of a building behind two guys chitchatting.  Unexpectedly, one of the guys holds open the door not only for you, but for two girls way behind you as well!  You think "Hey!  Chivalry is totally alive!"

Life chuckles sinisterly at this moment though, mind you.

As you sit on a shuttle, you watch as some motormouth boy gets on the shuttle while talking on his phone.  As the bus begins to move, the boy, unaware of his surroundings, stumbles and sits on you .  However, unlike a considerate human being, he merely scoots onto the seat next to you and continues yapping away, no apologetic look or phrase.  At the next stop, when there is suddenly a seat free on the other side, the boy (now done talking) goes over to the other side and sits there as if you were the one taking up too much space.
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