English.  American English.  A very strange language.  Once more, I remind you:  "Think before you speak out loud."
 
Today's examples:

• "I like muffin tops!" - Referring to that puffy part of muffins, not that lovely flab that dangles so enticingly...
• "What is 'qwee'...?" - Referring to "qi." ("I am disappoint...")  See this lesson:  >>CLICK<<
• Pen + isss - This does NOT equal thinking before reading out loud.