Need a little something to wake you up?

Equipment: A deck of playing cards and friend(s).

Instructions: Play California Speed!

Conclusion: This will get your brain PUMPED and you will no longer feel sleepy!

Warnings are important.  Security is important.  When people continually bug you to increase your security, following their advice may be a good idea.  If not, you may suddenly find an account hacked or perhaps find yourself locked out of your own device.

Those who are afraid of the camera may end up being the prime actor/actress you are looking for. Although shy, they may give you an Oscar worthy performance!

One of the most magical ways of waking up early, besides thinking about holidays and vacations, is to worry about somebody waking you up early the next day.  This fear will propel you into waking up much, much earlier than usual!

Running on low amounts of sleep can cause you to be delirious. The delirium may last longer than usual. For example: A conversation occurring on the previous day becomes more coherent 24 hours later... Get your sleep!!

When starting a new show or movie, never start it late at night.  There may be something that will frighten you out of your wits.

When asking for donations, drunk men or men who have done a little drinking, give the most generous donations.

One day, if you become rich and/or famous, don't forget about people from other socioeconomic statuses.  Help them out, lend a hand, earn good karma.  Don't, however, when hearing the doorbell ring or someone knocking, debate whether or not to answer, peek your head around the corner, and then go back into your rooms.  Make up your mind to either help or don't help.  Don't waver.

Those quirky talents that you thought were useless are not useless! They will prove to be handy sometime!

Insults, when mutually thrown in a humorous manner, are an acceptable form of conversation and amusement.  Insults, when said for no good reason, are not.  You just appear as an extremely abrasive, ill-mannered person.