Fly buzzing all around you and won't stop?? Don't have a fly swatter handy?? Don't fret, newspaper is the next best thing!! Also doubles up as paper towels...you know, for the guts and stuff.

Name tags these days have horrible adhesion, especially if they are the kind that feel nice and thick.  You must either bring tape to functions that have these name tags or you must simply have skills for making name tags stay put.

Internet makes the world go round. Period.

Drama is a[n unfortunate] necessity of life.  No matter where you are, who you are with, and what you have experienced, it somehow always manages to insert itself into your life.

Stick to what you're good at. When you get rave reviews about your incredible talent, you should continue to pursue that talent because sometimes trying new things, just doesn't pay off.

Like in the movies, the pupil--the protégée--will surpass the sensei.

Make sensei proud!  ^-^

Kids say the darnedest things! For example, you should not swear in front of a kid because they will say: "Don't say *insert expletive here*, it's a bad word!"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.  The best way to avoid being caught is to never do the deed in the first place.  However, if the deed has been done, be sure to remove all signs of evidence!

You can run on four hours of sleep and make a really productive day out of it. Although, it would not be best to do this continuously.

Always make sure that your alarm is not only set for the correct time (AM/PM), but also set in the first place!  Otherwise, you'll be making a mad dash out the door to avoid being significantly late.