When an older white man asks to take pictures of you, BEWARE!!!

When he says he enjoys taking pictures of flowers because they don't yell back, why should there be a reason to yell during a photo session? Creepy

When he says that all his pictures have had consent from the subject...EXCEPT one! Creeepy!

When he is able to pinpoint the city you were from through a very vague reply...Creeeepy!

When one of his subjects texts, "No one should be alone with him." Creeeeepy!

When approached by a strange creepy old man:
1) Cock your pepper spray in the right hand.
2) Hold keys properly in left hand to inflict bodily harm to man and not self.
3) Prepare to attack and run!

First and foremost:  see June-Lesson 44.

Second, whenever parking somewhere, be certain that all your valuables are either concealed or taken with you.  It doesn't matter if you're in a sketchy alley, a rich neighborhood, or a college, you never want to be the person that comes back to your car and find that your window has been smashed.

Also, you never want to be the car that is parked next to the unfortunate car; police cars tend to block you from backing out.

Moral of the story:  Never think that bad things always happen to somebody else, because unfortunately,to everyone else, you're somebody else.

When asked to draw a picture on an exam, please draw so the grader can CLEARLY see what you are trying to draw. By no means does it have to look like the Mona Lisa, but if it looks like chutes and ladders, instead of a phospholipid bi-layer..."Houston, we have a problem."

Avoiding others subtly is a difficult art to master.

If you can't avoid someone, either:
a)  Laugh and make "unique" facial expressions while in their presence
b)  Run away!
c)  Do all of the above

Do not hover over others to snoop on them, you will get a good sense of what an elbow tastes!

Stuck on a homework problem?  Need sudden inspiration?  Take a shower!  Solutions and ideas will magically appear.

Along a similar note, when doing homework, make sure not to stay up too late doing it, else you will encounter a sense of false success and be greeted with misery in the morning.

When making an omelette, place veggies and other ingredients in first, saving the eggs for last! This will result in an omelette that will not disintegrate as it travels from the pan to the plate!

When using the "warming zone" on a stove, be sure that the food is already warm.  It helps.

Since when did we digress to writing like this: Orly? Y r u sad? Ur cool! I <3 u so mch!

Is it really that hard to put in a few vowels or consonants in the proper place? Jst a few secs can make u look mch smrter!

;D

Interesting, no?