Despite a long day of non-stop work, one simple e-mail can make your whole day worth every bead of sweat!

Always remember to knock on wood or some other superstitious method to ward off jinxes.  Otherwise...*dun dun dun*!

*Note:  Make sure the superstitious methods do not harm anyone...

When you are dead tired, do not offer to help others. Especially when your face has "TIRED" written all over it. Please do not insist you can help, just rest so others do not have to worry too much!

Adding rocks to a concrete corridor doesn't quite achieve the most scenic appearance...neither is bobbing your head up and down in exorbitant amounts.

Taking an easy class is not always so easy. It is not easy to sit and listen to your professor go over the orders of operations using the mnemonics PEMDAS, and have your professor distinguish between their, they're and there. Yes, easy classes in college are not always so easy.

If a black minivan ever pulls up next to you and asks "Do you need ride?" please use some common sense and say no, even if they have an oh-so-not-legitimate looking taxi company sticker on the side.

Need some amusement? Study next to a sleeping person. Their loud, pig-like snores will definitely keep you alert when studying as well as give you a good laugh!

About 90% of the world's zippers come from one company:  YKK.  Really.  Go look.

Have confidence when you answer a question, just not too much confidence that you look arrogant. If you have enough confidence, your answer will be sound and often times correct!

If you ask someone to do something, please take your time to explain things carefully and thoroughly.  Otherwise, they might spend an exorbitant time making something for you only to find out that you suck at explanations.