Asking questions is usually a good thing, but repeatedly asking "why" over and over again will leave no nerve ungrated, especially if you're trying to be a smart aleck to a person trying to help you out.

You know you have a faulty system if a dozen mandatory learning modules can be completed within an hour due to rapid clicking and barely any thought.

On days when you're running late to the first instance of something (e.g. class), the thing you are late for, especially if you haven't been late for anything else, is likely to be unimportant and a huge waste of time.

Just because you have an idea doesn't mean it's a good one.  Common sense, not cents, people!

Example:
"Lady Pens"

A simple conversation with a new friend allows you to learn more about yourself.

Although sarcasm is often hard to detect through text, passion is easily seen.  Don't think because you half-arsed a paper that it won't be noticed!

A Sunday brunch is a great way to catch up with friends you haven't seen for a long time.

Nighttime equates to social awkwardness, especially if you are walking towards a person in a dimly lit area and stare at their face, trying to figure out if you actually recognize them or not.

Somethings will just slip out and will show what you are truly thinking. Example: When looking up synonyms for "dedication" you type in "dead" instead.

Night lights are much tougher than they appear.  Do not step on them.

The professor is what makes a class entertaining. "What is the lesson? The lesson is: HOLY SHIT!" Become a good professor and throw in a few cuss words here and there to keep students alert!

The surest way to show a maniacal side of you is to leave a long, random voice mail at about midnight.

Quality over quantity, people!  If you're planning to post a Facebook event with details, make sure it's right the first time so you don't look stupid!

Waking up early is a pain. Waking up early in the morning to have a mouse drown on you is even worse. Lesson? Do not wake up early.

Some days when you're running behind in life and haven't checked the syllabus is a day to weep--you probably didn't have to come to an early morning lab.

Sleeping outside at schools is actually amusingly rejuvenating, especially if you find a good shady spot out of busy walkways.

One of the worst kinds of people in the world are those who can't wait for school to end, then get bored within the first week of summer.

One thing you should never take for granted is the invention of wheels, especially if you're moving into a multi-storied dorm.

Once you're passed your teenage years, say hello to senility!

You probably have a quirky sense of humor if you love older, bizarre movies like Clue, Once Upon a Crime, and Galaxy Quest, as well as painting well-known symbols from children's shows...

You've probably done something wrong if people care more about the antagonist than the protagonist, especially if it's before the antagonist's sob story.

It's a rare day on Facebook when you see an ORIGINAL photo that's funny and endearing at the same time.  If only people weren't sheep...

Just by treating others how you would like to be treated, no matter the age difference, it's surprising how your actions will be reciprocated.

People will see what they want to see, even if you have blatantly told them the truth.  Alas, it's no longer your fault for them falling for a prank but an illusion casted from their own mind(s).

Telling someone else to be open-minded, especially when they're joking around, comes off extremely hypocritical when you're not open-minded yourself.

Blaming someone for an unintentional mishap only causes corrosion in trust.

Some electronic brands should be blacklisted for their atrocious quality.

Some people really take the saying "shop 'til you drop" a little too literally.  Don't be one of those people.

You're only digging a deeper nerd/geek hole the more you enjoy fandom crossovers.

It's amazing how talking to someone one-on-one reveals many details you missed before.

The end of an era reveals itself when changes continually come to a once successful thing.

Example:
Reality competition shows and their judge switcheroos.

You know you have first world problems when your sibling says "all of this digital running is making me hungry!"

Every once in awhile, Facebook is actually useful in achieving play dates.

The feeling of finishing an awesome semester is DELIGHTFUL.  Unless it's marred by the fact that you only have a two week break, but nonetheless!

The trick to studying for tests isn't just to know the material, but the test format as well.

For tumblr users:  reposting instead of reblogging, especially if no credit is given, is extremely obnoxious.