When you haven't had any embarrassing moments in awhile, prepare for a combo of unexpected events.  Perhaps while pulling up the blinds to yell to a friend you were creeping on, you accidentally get them stuck.  Then, while trying to fix the blinds, your torso was framed against the window as a group of basketball players walk past.  After that, while bringing a large load of things to your car, you accidentally drop everything (e.g. dirty laundry flies a small distance, backpacks falling everywhere, etc.) and a hanger gets stuck on your clothes right as someone appears.